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Mekka Lecca Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho!




To begin with, the Twomblys have been dabbling in dieting for Labradors!



Additionally, Minnie makes a stoned-ass stab at matrimonial bliss. (Also, I made her do it)



Minnie: hurrr...



This pleases the sensitive emu immensely. It also pleases me, because I was beginning to feel bad for the bugger.



Liquorice: *mope-ity mope mope* Might you be able to spare some flapjack fare?



Ha! Not in this house! Sponge baths in kitchens preside over puppy feed! Always! Nevermind that there are 2 unoccupied restrooms! Sucker!



Liquorice: *evokes the mysterious power of whiz teleportation* Take that!



Felix, the sensitive flower of the lot, was altogether traumatized by the incident.



In fact, he just stopped going to school. I quickly sent him off so he wouldn't lose his Tsang Footwork Award. It's a good thing that knowing how to use a telephone is not a prerequisite for higher education.

Felix: *applies with his eyez*



I wiped a tear as the kindliest Twombly hauled ass out of this update.



Oliver has managed to creep me out in shiny, new, and vaguely incestuous ways in his elder brother's absence.



Not to fear! Elanore puts him in his place.



She also smooths it over with her ever-impressive quadruple-jointed wrists



And they called it, puppy ~love~



I cannot express just how little this want surprises me. He gets it, just so you know. He never even studied cleaning(not even once!111!1!)!!



Inappropriate petting.



Traumatized Kitteh iz destroyin yer homewerks!



I decide that Stanley probably needs some friends. Yet, he doesn't really hit it off with anybody.

Townie: Fuckin' baby booties! Who gives a hoot about booties?!



Oliver: Hooray! I may be in the red, but I want nothing more then to mop up a never ending puddle!



I was really excited by this. Do not judge me(harshly).



Yet it doesn't make too much sense that sims, who spend every other day hangin' with their local fire department, would still react as childishly as I would. *sigh*



Stanley realizes that the spirit of true creativity lies with unashamed vanity.



Behold bigger Liquorice!



Behold young love! Note disheartening mockery/fear.



Access denied.



Admittedly, I'd also find this little number a bit distracting.

Gum ball: *is pleased with self*



Baby booties is apparently in the burglary bunch and is apparently more fond of pillow fights(than baby footwear).



Yeah, but you better check your love of tennis at the door, fool.



Minnie: WHAT HAVE I DONE? HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO INSENSITIVE?! TENNIS!



Homework: *disappears*



Food: *disappears*
Starving in the company of others, doubleplus!



When I went to a community lot with an entirely different family I had the great pleasure of viewing the emu in a totally autonomous environment.

Stanley: *RAGES*



Stanley: *smites*



Stanley: *smites* x2

So, that concludes this dull, short update. I sent the other two boogers to college after they also mysteriously stopped attending school(following the disappearance of the homework). As such, the next update is all omgunimadness.
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