neuroticrobotic

It's about time!

Elanore was indeed selected to the official babby wessel for this generation! She looks pleased. She is unaware of all the quality time she will be spending with her face delicately resting on a plate of spaghetti. Although, since she strives to reach the top of the culinary career, perhaps it will be lobster. Fancy! Huzzah!

I fixed up the legacy house a tad bit. This is the part where I bore ya with ma slideshow. La la la...

FF >>

FF >> (Why did I take all these?)

Stop!

Woot! An exhausted pup races passionately towards the nearest doggie bed!. That's more like it! Does it even make sense?

Minnie goes ginger! Or old? Actually, both.

Oooh buuurrrrned. Early short-term memory loss! Ruined sghetties!

Makeover! Minnie will go to the grave with bitchin' brows, mmkay?
Also, you will notice skintone will randomly change ~*a lot*~ in this update, as I decided to play with my defaults without considering the consequences.

A-daw-able interlude: They play together,

sleep together,

and bathe together? Hmm...

Cooking is hella hella srs. Elanore's future celebrity chef show and bakeware line will be bullet proofed and camouflaged. You will be safe in your kitchen, if you can find yo pan.

Stoking the old college spirit...

with Llamaface.

Wam!

Bam.

Thank ya,

M'am? Cheers to you, ol' llama face, for looking as oblivious as ever.

More post-coital/makeover obliviousness.
His name is Erastus. he digs black hair and custom hair. He poo-poos perfume. He dreams of being Captain Hero.
Neat: 5
Outgoing: 6
Active: 2
Playful: 6
Nice: 6

An extremely well-rounded personality, I dare say. That is, if you discount the crazy laziness.

Maybe the fear of his wife in the nude should also be discounted?

Razzle - you are doing it WRONG.

Beware the great white Wolfshark! It lurks at every doorstep!

I forgot to mention that Erastus is a fambly sim. He does not feel the lurve.

Yet, someone else feels it(the love, that is). That's right folks, Minnie finally fell in love with Stanley the Emu.

Gratuitous cute shot. It makes me happy, even sans eyebrows. Where did they go, anyway? Eyebrows don't typically pack up and leave all by their lonesome.

Who cares?

Neck-busting preggie pop!

Erastus: The lack of affection in this here household has given me a case of ice cream raaaaaage!
Stanley: (politely leans away)

Despite the rage, Erastus makes a fabulous cop. No?

Well, he's surely better than fuckin' ghost cop? WHAT?THE HELL? Also, new dog for Minnie's redunkulous LTW. I don't rrreeally know his name.

Stanley: Soo.. I've been questioning my worth to the field of journalism. I'm getting old and tired. I feel as though no one appreciates me but you guys...
Erastus & Elanore: (listen intently, with affection)

Stanley: Fuckers.

More animal abuse, I guess. Jiminey Criminey.

Actually, in the absence of loveytimez with Elanore, Erastus has sought to bond with the furrier members of the household.

Aaannd due to the Twomblys comfortable cash flow(supplemented with puppy labor), I had Minnie quit her job. She can now better take care of the canine component.

Another pop?

The Musical!
Erastus: I gooott a promotion! ♪
Minnie: I gooottta perform a perfunctory bodilly function! ♪

Gum Ball dies. I was pretty sad. Licorice whined for hours afterward, though. That made me reaally sad.

So, I built a crypt. I also got a bunch of expansions. Mr. Humble, that is so not the right door.

Aww. :(

Stanley, undaunted, carries out his favorite topic of conversation with the pizza guy. Heh..

Kaboom! I lost track of time AGAIN so there was no cake!

I wont lie - I'm smitten with Elder Stanley.

But, wait! There's more! You know what this face means...

Llamaface looks as though he could wet himself with joy, while Elanore seems to have inherited her mother's disinterest (and her oxytocin levels). My browser thinks that should have been oxycontin, by the way.