The Poppy Legacy 2.2

[neuroticrobotic]

After countless months, a wild update appears.
(This is for yoooou kkkayleighh )



So, it's been awhile, but all is still gloriously grand in the Poppy household.



The young potential heirs are all treated with the utmost care...



...except when they're not.



Sam: *in a folksy voice* Here ya go little guy! I know you love fire and brimstone! :)
Pluto: D:



Carl got a little bored of wooing the laydeez, so he uses his free time to court this hell hound instead.





Hel: *is a little skeptical of this device*



Sekhmet: *rampages*



Pluto: Your king demands undying love and a percentage of your worldly goods!



Osiris: *is demoralized*



Hel: Ha! ha! ha! Lucky me! I can have all the charred mac I want! :D



Osiris: Charred mac, here I come!! WOOT!



He's a charming little nerdling, I think.





Osiris: Who's the king now, beeotch?
Pluto: *is still a wee lad and is therefore weak before the power of peek-a-boo*



Elsie: Mmhmm.. *oggles Carl*
Sam: *is blissfully oblivious, as per usual*



Carl has conflicting emotions.



Yet, his libidolove always wins out in the end.



Sam: Eureka! I've figured it out! It all make sense!



Sam's moments of clarity are short and fleeting.
Hence, his inability to observe the sad, sad, sadness that is his life.



Osiris: I desperately yearn for a better tomorrow!



Unfortunately, Osiris is granted a very hairy grandpa instead(with a taste for cheerios!).



(and daughter-in-laws D:)

Bubbles and Muntins: *have a promising career in censorship*
Me: *had to look up a diagram of a window in order to write that*



Elsie writes steamy Luna/Cho femslash fiction like a boss.



This Gardener -> embodies BAMF (...and you know it! Look at those burns!! That straw hat!)



Sam, in all his evilness, still harbors inappropriate affections for his recently deceased mother. :/



Pluto: Please mummy! I don't want to be baptized by fire...again.
Echo: G.T.F.O.







Let me remind you that I am only allowed to fulfill fears for the little youngins. Since the only things they truly fear are fire and skunks, there is a lot of fire. I am not just a terrible person who secretly picked this challenge for this very reason.



Pluto: My childhood is not very ffffulfilllllinng...



Echo: *averts eyes*



Pluto: Omg! I'm a real boy!





Carl: Oh my! I'm fat!
Elsie: I would still hit that...
Sam: ~nervous laughter~





Pluto: Look at me, Pa! Despite my traumatic upbringing, I'm still excelling in school! Yay!
Sam: And this is more significant than grilled cheese why?



Carl: Come here kid! Hugging time!
Pluto: Oh no you don't! I've been forewarned of your lax understanding of familial relationships!



Pluto is either tucking in Osiris or he is practicing his vulcan death grip. It could be either, really.



Carl, on the other hand, is either having an innocent daydream session or he is stalking his daughter-in-law again.
Hint 1: There is no chance in hell that it's the former.



Hint 2: (As if you needed a second hint)
Carl: Oh look, Elsie! Your son is home from school!!




Despite the overabundance of cray cray, generation black still has some happy moments.
(This little cutie is actually their cousin, Elodie.)




Pluto: I am happy to be dead, apparently!




Hel: I am happy to be playing with my uncle!




Hel's Uncle Oz: I am happy that I live somewhere else and that I am not obligated to spend extended periods of time with these lunatics! :D




Osiris: I am happy to be doing homework in the dark, alone, on the floor, I guess.





I lied. Carl never tires of wooing the ladies.





Although, I'm sure Hel is tired of sharing the room next door to him.





Hel: Moon Prism Power!!





Hel: I wanted to be a sailor scout, not a teenager. :(

Sorry Girlfriend.




Carl: What is that guy's problem?





Grim: *drifts into view*

Carl: *dials 9-1-1*





Carl: So there's this dude in my house and I didn't even invite him to my party! Actually, I'm not even having a party!





Carl: INORITE? What gives? :D
Po-po: (click)






Carl: ...Bitch hung up on me? >:|
Synchronized phone action: is amazing







Ffffuuuu.. O_o

Soo.. things:
-I got my game working! (fuck you VirtualStore, hiding corrupted files)
-The Poppy's hood got borked sometime after these pictures were taken. :(
-Yet, it's okay, because I was able to safely transplant them into a new hood. I may actually take less than 6 months to update next time.

Comments

[currantpotpie]

Is this a supernatural legacy?? I have always thought it would fun to try one. :D

I'm glad you figured out the issues with it. Corrupt games are the biggest bummer ever.

[neuroticrobotic]

It's actually an awesomesauce legacy, which has different challenges for each generation. I absolutely love the rules for it, because it forces me to play in ways that I'd normally avoid. I highly recommend it, if you ever want to try that sort of thing. :)

Thank you for reading!

[currantpotpie]

Jeez, there are so many legacies out there. :D Thanks for the link!